I visited Flambards for the first time this month.... . Has anyone been there?
It's so charmingly awful. Very dilapidated, but it has a coaster, a drop ride and 'log flume' or rather log... hill. There was a walk-through rabbit burrow with its fountains looking bare and switched off at the entrance and exit, and a lone stuffed badger on the way in and spinning boat ride with a random plastic shark on the woodchip next to it. So naff, so fun.
The carousel was good though! And it had a fantastic Victorian village museum and Blitz exhibition within the park too.